"The athletic director at school told me this joke yesterday (she's female) and it made me laugh a lot...
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daugter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it has been on the ground; you don't knowwhere it's been, it's dirty and has lots of icky germs,' I replied
At this point my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly and replied, ' All moms know this stuff. They have too. It is on the Mama test. If you don't know it, they don't let you become a mama.'
We walked along in silence for two or three minutes. She was obviously pondering this newly found information.
'Oh!.... I get it!!!' she beamed, 'So if you dont pass the test then you have to be the daddy.'
'Exactly.' I replied with a big SMILE on my face."
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